What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

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Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

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Why is it that lawyers get sick?

It's because they are ually obligated to do so.

Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist?

Billable vowels.