What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against