What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

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Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

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What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!