What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

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What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

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When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against