Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What is a suicidal person's favorite card game?

Bridge.

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

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What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p