Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them a crossbar can't jump!

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.