What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

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What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

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Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against