What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

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Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against