How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car?

Joaquin.

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.