What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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What do you call a happy husband?

Broke.

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Moonwalking

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He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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What does Batman like in his lemonade?

Just ice.

What does batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.