Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.