What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong