What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

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What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

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What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo "

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.