Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

What do you call a bovine beauty pageant winner?

A big Miss Steak.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Slaughter Jokes More Slaughter Jokes

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.