Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

Slaughter Jokes More Slaughter Jokes

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.