What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

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What do you call 1000 lesbians with guns?

Militia Etheridge

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.