What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.

What happened to good old-fashion soap?

Is it too basic?

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

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What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."