What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

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What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!