How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

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What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

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How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!