How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

Previous Random Joke Next

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

Red Sea Jokes More Red Sea Jokes

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.