How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

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What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

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How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.