What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

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What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

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Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.