What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

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What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

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How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

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Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.

What country is next to USA?

USB.

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie