What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

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Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

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To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!