What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.