What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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What happened to good old-fashion soap?

Is it too basic?

What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold