Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...