Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison?

a free radical..

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!