Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

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Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.