Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending