Zipper Jokes

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

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