Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae