Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

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What'd she want?

Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts

What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

for drinking and deriving

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

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What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

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They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

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What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.