What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

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What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Why do white girls walk in odd numbers?

Because they can't even

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What did the cripple get for christmas?

Wii Fit

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!