What has 2 legs but can not walk?

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!