What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

What do you call an American communist?

Manifesto Destiny

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How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

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Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.