What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...