How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.