How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.