What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

What does a math teacher say when they leave?

calc-U-LATER

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Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

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What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

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Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

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What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

Why do men act like idiots?

Who says they're acting