What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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How does every racist joke start?

looks over both shoulders....

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

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Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!"

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!