What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

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Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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What looks like half an apple?

The other half

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

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What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

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Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce