4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

8 Leg Jokes More 8 Leg Jokes

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

George Weasley Jokes More George Weasley Jokes

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.