What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

What do you say to a two headed monster?

Hello hello.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.