What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!