Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

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Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb?

0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible.

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!