Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.