Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call not wanting to reminisce?

No-stalgia.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!