How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

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What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.