What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.