What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Railroad Track Jokes More Railroad Track Jokes

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!