What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.