What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

What do you call a black man walking down the street?

A pedestrian.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

What's a young birds favourite game?

BEAK A BOO!