It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
If you break a leg, you get cast
At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.
Somebody shot his dog
They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.
Times fun when you're having flies
A: She thought her maxi pad had wings
Two chickens and a goat.
Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!
Nothing. He just grit his teeth.
A headbanger !
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak
