Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !