Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What do you call an ex-Muslim?

A Waslim

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.