What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.