Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.