Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D
Mr. Bus (think about it)
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !
