Afternoon Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics !

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

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Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Sorry Teacher Jokes More Sorry Teacher Jokes

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What was the lonely chemist looking for?

AgF

What's wrong with Bessie?

She looks like she's in constant pain! She has mooootiple sclerosis