Afternoon Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics !

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

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Why do scuba divers jump off the boat backwards?

Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

Sorry Teacher Jokes More Sorry Teacher Jokes

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor