What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.