What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

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What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!