What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see."