Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

Chopstick Jokes More Chopstick Jokes

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss