What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.