What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

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What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

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Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.