What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

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What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

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What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?

Your Billie Jeans

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

A: Highway 55.

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

What did the glue taste tester say?

Mmmmm.