What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

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Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

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What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

What did the glue taste tester say?

Mmmmm.