What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

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What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.