What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit ?

Osaka.

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.