What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

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How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.