Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

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Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.