Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.