What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

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Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

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What do you call the bad part of Italy?

Spaghetto.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them