What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.