Old Lady Jokes

Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn't see that well

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Boyscout Jokes More Boyscout Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

False Tooth Jokes More False Tooth Jokes

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

Little Old Lady Jokes More Little Old Lady Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.