What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.