What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

How much do dirty deeds cost again?

Malcolm Young

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

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What's the difference between Jesus &amp a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers